And Now for a Gentle Reminder...
My body likes to periodically remind me of a fact that I tend to forget: I have no real physical coordination, and any sport in which I engage ends in injury.
Today, that gentle reminder came in the form of stitches across the top of my left eyebrow after attempting to do a hockey stop at the ice rink.
A quick list of sports-related injuries, from a young child to now:
- Biking: Broke my arm
- Eating: Tonsillitis
- Breathing: Pneumonia
- Soccer: Dislocated my shoulder
- Eating: Acne
- Downhill skiing: Some kind of injury after hitting a jump
- Gyro gym: Dislocated my shoulder
- Roller blading: Dislocated my shoulder, resulting in surgery
- Motorcycling: By some odd luck, no injuries whatsoever
- Skating (today): Huge inverted T-shaped gash above my left eyebrow
Anyway, kids, wear your helmets and pads -- it sucks when you have to get stitches.




